Favorites Pub

Rugmunchers. First off anyone who walks in the bar can pick out the rugby players because they are a bunch of flamers. I first started off the practice of squatting at age 6 under the guidance of john sharky. By the age of ten, i made my first full feature of two guys one cup in the downstairs of craigs. They have a great selection of drinks and sluts. By the age of 14, i played a crucial role as director in eel soup. The bartenders dont always know what theyre doing besides jeff but people are human and they need a jar squat every once in a while at the upper bar. Whenever i need to piss i take full advantage of the long lines at the bathroom and pick up the trashiiest most hideous creature aka gargoyle. Speaking of gargoyles, the rugby team gargles each other's man milk.…

True Life: I'm a craiger. Freshman year of college I was brought on to the favorite's pub team. And yes, it was LC rugby affiliated. However I don't understand why that makes a difference. I mean as a bar owner are you going to go to the math club for bar workers? no. The golf team? probably not. The rugby workers are nice to you as long as you don't disrespect them or their friends. They also keep out sketchballs and sometimes "turn their shoulders" on some iffy activity within the establishment.

The employees and the employees friends are the reason why people go to craigs. Chances are if you go there, you know someone and chances are your getting blackedout for little or no cost. So I extend an offer to anyone: come join us for one night ripping shooters, jagrbombs, jose cuervo tequilla (probably no salt at the downstairs bar..or lime for that matter), boging out on the deck, spraying your free bomber while raging to techno, or being so drunk that you actually think you can romantically woo a girl by not acting blackedout at craigs.. its all good.

Our bi-annual craigfest might actually be a dream im not sure, but I can tell you that it is one retardedly awesome dream in which you HAVE to go to if you are in the area between the ages of 18-25 (MILF's are welcome too) If this at all doesnt make you want to try this for at least one night, I never want to see you anyways because you disgust me more than a transvestite prostitutee(not allowed in craigs)

And this is for "johnnyboyNJ":

Your just annoyed because you think your the man, but realized your a complete tool when you saw your girl hooking up with someone else on the deck before getting rejected from the bar when you were even 21! thats truly awful man, go back to sleezeside, NJ and k!ll yourself.

So we're looking at an absolutely rediculous 09-10 year at favorites pub aka craigs aka craigers aka craig's house. Come out any and every night and perhaps you'll meet your future spouse...well maybe not but at least you'll be guaranteed a "story from last night"

silk,milk,frumpy,dumpy,rugger,chugger outttt

In unrelated news, Michael Jackson is dead.…

RUGGERS. Criags is the milkiest,silkiest bar in Baltimore-you can literally do whatever you want in there and be rewarded for it if its ridiculous enough. Yes there are mad sluts but they are all filtered at the door by, yes, rugby players (ruggers for those unfamiliar). I have honestly been there 6 night s aweek too many times and can say its atmosphere along with absurdly ridiclus/awesome employees make it easily my 2nd home. If it were up to me id camp out in the basemnt on a bench (f*ck i heard theyre gone...) nd wake up to some chicken fingers/tacos and golden tee/nudey photo hunt. For those who said it was a senior bar, we negged that like 3 years ago-all are welcome these days-well not all, but most. O yea Jeff Evans is by far the most respectable, upstanding manager an institution such as THIS couldposssibly ask for. Come join us this upcoming school year from Tuesday-Sunday, 9pm-2am. One Love. Rugger out…