Nacho Mama's

godawful. After reading these reviews. I can't believe the disparity! Usually whenaI restaurant gets some bad reviews, you can sometimes attribute it to: disgruntled employees or angry vendors; what have you. But in this case I have to think some of the positive reviews are from staff and ownership. THE FOOD IS INEDIBLE. "Food" isn't even a word I would use to describe it.

I have been there 3 times over the past 4 years. each time has been horrible.

I was there last month with my four year old. I ordered for him a plain cheese quesadilla, reasoning that would be closest to a grilled cheese. He took one bite and pushed it away. I tried it myself as a way of showing him it was ok. Yuk. It was like chewing on thin cardboard lined with a giant wad of goo. No matter how much I chewed, that goo refused to be broken down...it just kept reforming into the original pile of goo. It had some kind of superpower of reshaping. Should send that crap to NASA or something.

I ordered, I think the soup was called "roasted corn crab chowder"...something along those lines. hmmm..It looked as if someone heated up some chowder,dumped it in the bowl, reached into the fridge, grabbed a handful of crabmeat (could still see the fist mark were the clump of crabmeat was grabbed), and tossed that refrigerated clump on top of the soup. DE-SGUSTIN. I am not kidding when I say it was lukewarm at best. Also...what a huge freaking waste of crabmeat.

service was brief and unexceptional.

The menu is just a mess.

I don't know if they promote themselves as "Mexican Cuisine" I sure hope not...nothing to do with mexican cuisine.

Save yourself from choking...go to tacobell and pretend.…

Awful food, OK as a bar. We ordered spinach and mushroom quesadillas on a Saturday afternoon – they were awful, huge clumps of frozen spinach, sour mushrooms, burnt tortillas. I would highly recommend staying away from the food, and just consider this a bar……